Beijing Blues: Bush Nazi Olympics are not worth diddley-squat! Hitler's in the Pantry Pissing in Your Honey! GHW Bush calls it Hitler's Food Service; i.e. green citrus, salmonella outbreaks, etc. Meanwhile GHW Bush has replaced his brainless kid, Dumb Boy hogging the spotlight at the Olympics.
Have you caught college football fever yet? If not, Eric Sorenson provides grades for the non-conference schedules of the preseason top 25 teams. Fresno State scores the only 'A' while defending champs LSU get sent home with an 'F'.
Ha Ha! Fooled you! He is the Devil himself! "Psst! Lets go to a crusade, pose as Christians, and get rid of anyone who is stupid enough to come down and assume the title of Jesus Christ!" "You know what we do with Messiahs, don't you?"
It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more "provocative" than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface. This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA) confirmed experimental evidence for the existence of water in the Mars regolith on []